We adopted Godzilla at a recent gaming/scifi con and brought him home.

Doesn’t he look like he’s about to tell a joke?
“You know I had a gig in Osaka last week, and I really killed. Brought down the house, you could say!”
“So I was standing outside in Tokyo the other day… ‘cuz you know, can’t fit into most buildings?”
“Fear me! Rar!… Eh? Nothing? …. Ah well, it was worth a try. Good night, drive safe, tip your waitstaff!”