1. Commandeered an expensive pair of load balancers to send 3 million spams per day to a decoy server for analysis.
2. Been kicked out of the house for 2 months, because I refused to lie for someone.
3. Been kicked out of the house 1 year later, because I refused to steal confidential information for someone.
4. Sneaked into a tent in front of a girlfriend’s house to spend the night with her.
5. Made home-made cat food out of rice and chicken livers.
6. Bought property on The Strip in Las Vegas.
7. Got ordained… online. And performed a wedding, holding my furigana dictionary instead of a prayer book.
8. Fell asleep at the wheel at 3 pm, became airborne, popped 4 tires and bent 4 rims, then woke up and heard about my stunt from a cop.
9. Argued with my Religion teacher over whether masturbation is sinful.
10. Cut a class for most of a year and took an F. That class being P.E.
If you have done any of these things, let me know and I will come up with some more! :)
Edit:
11. Appeared on TV (local cable) for a high-school math competition.
12. Installed LiveJournal server code on my own server.
I’ve done the first half of #7. ;)
I regularly make my own catfood from rice and chicken livers. I have also had a blazing row with an R.E. teacher in front of the whole school over whether masturbation was sinful.
Wow, looks like you win the prize for this meme :)
I was about to add “Called the police on my downstairs neighbor twice in one night” but it occurs to me that you might have that one too…
ttyl
The record was 5 times in one day. They’ve been pretty quiet recently though, thank goodness.