1. Commandeered an expensive pair of load balancers to send 3 million spams per day to a decoy server for analysis.
2. Been kicked out of the house for 2 months, because I refused to lie for someone.
3. Been kicked out of the house 1 year later, because I refused to steal confidential information for someone.
4. Sneaked into a tent in front of a girlfriend’s house to spend the night with her.
5. Made home-made cat food out of rice and chicken livers.
6. Bought property on The Strip in Las Vegas.
7. Got ordained… online. And performed a wedding, holding my furigana dictionary instead of a prayer book.
8. Fell asleep at the wheel at 3 pm, became airborne, popped 4 tires and bent 4 rims, then woke up and heard about my stunt from a cop.
9. Argued with my Religion teacher over whether masturbation is sinful.
10. Cut a class for most of a year and took an F. That class being P.E.
If you have done any of these things, let me know and I will come up with some more! :)
11. Appeared on TV (local cable) for a high-school math competition.
12. Installed LiveJournal server code on my own server.