1. Commandeered an expensive pair of load balancers to send 3 million spams per day to a decoy server for analysis. 2. Been kicked out of the house for 2 months, because I refused to lie for someone. 3. Been kicked out of the house 1 year later, because I refused to steal confidential information for someone. 4. Sneaked into a tent in front of a girlfriend’s house to spend the night with her. 5. Made home-made cat food out of rice and chicken livers. 6. Bought property on The Strip in Las Vegas. 7. Got ordained… online. And performed a wedding, holding my furigana dictionary instead of a prayer book. 8. Fell asleep at the wheel at 3 pm, became airborne, popped 4 tires and bent 4 rims, then woke up and heard about my stunt from a cop. 9. Argued with my Religion teacher over whether masturbation is sinful. 10. Cut a class for most of a year and took an F. That class being P.E.
If you have done any of these things, let me know and I will come up with some more! :)
Edit: 11. Appeared on TV (local cable) for a high-school math competition. 12. Installed LiveJournal server code on my own server.