I just added Wil Wheaton ( wilwheaton) to my friends page, and the first thing I saw after that was this:

there and back again in which he writes: Dear Mr. Jackson, Please let me be part of “The Hobbit.” Please. Please. Please. Please. I will totally be your best friend. Sincerely, Wil Wheaton PS- Please please please please. Thank you.

How can I improve on that?