Back from Sacramento. A bit tired but I will live. More on that later.
And now Homestar Productions presents,
What I Saw Last Week
No, seriously. I’m a pretty strong person. But I saw this one head last week and boy was it dorky. This neat guy was at Lyons and he started snogging socks. I was like, ‘holycrap! You’re snogging socks.’ He told me to stop spanking him. I munched on his shoes.