Received telegram from abroad:
“By wire from The Empire of Terafina. Stop. We have founded the terroriry of Hy Brasil, and invite your government to depart your territory and join us. Stop.”
Conferred with Majesty during twice-daily “lap conference”.
Replied to The Empire of Terafina: “Message from His Majesty: We care little about “region” affiliations, but since your country exports some fine Treats, we will forward the request on to our minions for their consideration.”
After taking this action, still in favor with Majesty at this time. End report.